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September 2014Li'l Blondie Beaver


What the heck is going on in the world? Isis is rampaging over Iraq - Vladimir Putin is invading the Ukraine - Libyan goofballs are in our Embassy Pool - There's a Volcano eruption in Iceland - and the Prez says: "I don't have a plan"?!?!? ° No Plan?? ° You're the Prez, what are we paying you for??? This is CRAZY! So many things gone wakko, I don't know what to worry about first!!

Okay, so here's an idea: Prez, call the pool guy, get those goofballs out of our swimming pool - then we'll worry about the incidental stuff...

But, movin' along to our calendar - that's what you came here for, right? Well... way back in '98, shortly after we started doing these Calendars, we featured Cutey in a "September Porn... er, Morn" ahh, "Tribute" to the Paul Chabas painting (You can find it here, should you be interested). While the original Painting is locked away in the Manhattan Museum of Art vaults... can't help you there... So anyway, due to the massive acclaim of our first foray into art forgery, we wasted little time (Welllll about a Decade an' a half) in doing so again... Pretty much the same gag - different Bunny... This time around, it's Little Blondie Beaver, part time Squaw and Bronco Bunny's somewhat less than faithful Intern Injun Companion... Why her? Because Walt requested it, and even provided the Photo! Remember last month, when I asked for calendar suggestions and most of you paid no attention? You might have had your idea for this month's calendar, but Noooooo, you were too busy to send one in... Anyway, getting back to Li'l Blondie Beaver, she seems to be in some distress and dishabille - Can someone hand her a towel?? Note* if you'd like to see her in even more dishabille (Minus her exclamation and word balloon) I imagine there's a link to that around here somewhere...

Incidentally, the 3 Gophers in the canoe (if you haven't read the Bronco Bunny story) are members of the hard ridin' hard up Dolton Boys gang, who back in the 18 hundreds, terrorized two an' a quarter square miles of the old wild west... Wahooo!

Also - This makes 4 Mondays in a Row that we've Updated the Bunz & Katz Comix on time... Will we make it for 5?? Check in next week and find out... JQ...

Bunz & Katz Watchers

Cutey Store PixYes, that's right - another Shameless Plug: The Cutey Zazzle store is still cookin' - this month has new designs for your perusal... Now we've got Beer steins and Coffee mugs imprinted with the Bunny's image... and also T-Shirts, posters, buttons, cards, neckties, mouse pads and skateboards, all with the full-color images of Kelly, Vicky, Bronco Bunny, Li'l Blondie Beaver, even the Battle Maids pictured here, a Bedroom Angel and Mermaid Jazz too... All at the new Cutey Bunny Store! So Go have a look -

Check it out at the Cutey Bunny Zazzle Store !

Also, my two "Battle Babe" Designs for Bombing Shirts, have been posted to their web site! You can find the link here:


September Goshes Small Pix

September 2014

With apologies to Paul Chabas - September Porn...

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Io & Callisto in the Aerosol Sea small pix

August 2014

The exotic Aerosol Sea of Enceladus...

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 Bronco Bunny Giff

Bronco Bunny

Journey with us Now to those thrilling Days of YesterYear with the Rootinest Tootinest Ohio Ranger of 'em all:

Bronco Bunny Rides Again!

Vikki Marlowe Pix

Sorry 'bout the Vikki Marlowe story, Walt & I got involved with a different project, which temporarelly has been taking up most of our free time... but we'll be getting back to updating this before long...

The New Adventures of: Vikki Marlowe...

Also, Click Here for a li'l sketch of Vikki herself...

CuteyKiSS Pix

And Now For something Not Quite Completely Different:

Hey, thanx to the guys over at the Cutey Bunny Fan Club site, for those of you who've been asking about the Cutey Kiss Doll - Well you can now download both it and the incomplete expansion set from the Cutey Bunny Fan Club (check out the Linx page for their Yahoo URL)... Of course this means that you'll have to join the club, but that's a painless thing to do...

 Cutey Calendar Backlist Pix

 The Old QT Calendar Section

If you have a hunch that 1998 might come around again, then this could be the section for you..!

 Taffy Story Book Pix

 Quag's Comix Pages

As time goes by we'll be adding more material here, It all depends on time available and so on... If there's anything specific anyone would like to see posted, Well give us some feedback and we could consider it...

Vicky Pix for Linx Page

QT Linx

Hey we've actually added some links... "So where", might you ask, "Could be better than where you are right now..??"

(Well,.. actually nowhere)... but here's a few places that aren't half bad...

QT Calendars are Easy to use with Mac OS8x or Win95/NT,.. older Mac systems need a display utility like ZMacs-BackSplash... Cutey & Cutie Bunnies and associated characters are Copyright and TM 1998 Joshua Quagmire These Calendar Pix are free for personal use but not for reposting or any form of resale..!

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