This month's calendar is an exclusive, behind the scenes shot from the upcoming film, "Bunny Bimbos Vs. the Probe Men of Pluto" Which was finished and in the can, after nearly a thousand re-takes of an unscripted and unscheduled scene featuring star Kelly O'Hare being captured and-- ah-- examined by the nefarious Probe-Men. Inside sources reveal that the final version of the film was apparently to consist almost entirely of these multiple nude takes, spliced together with only a smattering of the original story left to provide some illusion of continuity...

With the news of Pluto's loss of planet status, however, the entire project was put on hold-- until Assistant Key Grip and Executive Producer Vicky Feldhyser quickly decided that the film would be retitled "Kelly O'Hare vs. the Naughty Nurse-Practitioners of Neptune," and that all the nude scenes would have to be re-shot. Ms. Feldhyser herself was seen modeling a cellophane Nurse Outfit that she planned to wear in a "cameo role".

Work on the project ceased, however, when the star, Miss O'Hare, apparently departed on an unscheduled vacation to Guatemala-- or somewhere... More breaking news - once something breaks... JQ