Bedtime BunnyApril 2008

Recently, as you may recall, there’s been the egregious call-girl scandal in New York... And yet, at the same time, there’s been a virtual cover-up for a much larger scandal... Yes, we are Shocked! Shocked and Appalled, to report that all around the Civilized World (and portions of southern Michigan), reports are pouring in of a certain well-known Bunny who’s been sleeping, if not with Heads of Government, at least with Heads-- many Heads... Yes, it is our sorry duty to report, if not the scandal of the Century - If not the Scandal of the decade... or Year... maybe not even the scandal of 24 hours... but it must be at least the scandal of maybe five minutes or so... and if right-thinking do-gooder groups had any gumption at all, they’d be out on the streets Protesting! Picketing! Marching!! And with any luck, at least a few of them would be sending their coupons in to get a Cutey Bunny Pillowcase of their own...

That’s right, one and All (Even you people in Michigan) It’s not too late to order your’s today...

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