August 2014

Callisto & Calimari Trouble!

Hey everyone out there in the Peanut Gallery, what time is it? That's right, it's Calamari time!

Last time we saw Io & Callisto, were frolicking in the Exotic Aerosol Seas of Enceladus... And guess what? Here we find them again, in another candid photo - Oops! If you're under 18, please cover your eyes - as they seem to be skinny-dipping in the underwater bubbles, burbling up from the depths of the deep water moon... Among the advantages of vacationing on Enceladus, are the warm heated ocean vents, the bubbly soothing waters, as well as plenty of friendly sea fauna - um... might even be a bit over-friendly!

Let's see... reading from a brochure put out by the Enceladus Chamber Of Commerce - where was that? Aha, here it is! Yes, they clearly state, "All beasties of the great southern oceans are friendly, playful and harmless... however, should any visitor notice certain portions of their anatomy or clothing to have gone missing, please report details to your nearest vacation attendant..." Okay, that reassures me...

In any case, I'm certain (well... sort'a certain) that Io and Callisto can take care of themselves... So I suppose I should be schlepping on outta here - gotta get busy inking the next Bunz & Katz page - as I seem to be falling a bit behind - and just as we approach the moderately exciting denouement... Will Bunz and Katz invest their newfound, if somewhat illegitimately gained wealth wisely, or will they fritter it away on more greasy, vitamin deficient Junk food?? Does it really matter? After all, they are the nominal villains of the piece - and that logy bloated feeling may give us Earth denizens that small edge we need to survive the coming cataclysm...

Incidentally, should anyone have an idea or request for the September calendar pix, now would be a good time to mention it... There might even be a prize for the best (or least awful) suggestion... a very very small prize... Uh Huh - JQ...

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